I know I've been a bad blogger lately....I've seriously had lots of ideas for things to blog about, but I've been so busy, I just haven't had time. Here's something silly my grandaddy sent me to tide you over:
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ...
- If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't workthere, you may live in Texas
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas .
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number, you may live in Texas .
- If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may livein Texas .
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas .
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you may live in Texas .
- If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybodyʼs passing you, you may live in Texas .
- If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas .
- If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas .
